uh sorry i don't see how this is supposed to be so great.

it's just a random mix of weird scenes that make no sense. but i guess that's supposed to be 'artistic..'?? just seems liek a wannabe kill bill. but much worse. muuuuuuuuuuuch worse. total waste of 10 minutes of my time.

ok -- if you're really trying to be true artist and shit, whats up with all of the product placements? ohhh hey rocking her verizon (or virgin mobile??) phone (sorry too lazy nor do i care enough to go back and verify). oh look -- there's some diet coke and miracle whip. yeah, having huge brand names blatently put in there isn't distracting at all.

don't get me wrong i'm a lady gaga fan. in fact, i still really love htis song. it's at 20 plays on my itunes right now! but this video is just ridiculous. at least her other videos are fun to watch and u can even give some props to the mis-en-scene and stuff (fancy word i learned from intro to film, wuddup). but this?? trying wayyy too hard. the story sucks. the scenes suck. her "clothes" (if that's what you can call them..) suck. overall--video SUCKS. suck suck suck suck suck suck. (i should've copy-and-pasted that but i didn't. i somehow was able to type all of those suck's correctly. woooot for 2nd grade typing classessss)

dear lady gaga -- you're better than that. you've done cool videos with awesome costumes and interesting (and relevant!) stories to the songs. case in point, papparaazi. go ahead and watch it, all 7 of you who check out my blog, actually worth the time to watch :)