but everything on friends is true!

^FALSE PHOEBE! :( :(

contrary to what phoebe on friends taught us, LOBSTER DON'T MATE FOR LIFE. instead, male lobsters are quite the man-whores. basically, males fight one another for dominance over a territory and get to be with all of the females in that area. but..there's more to the story including females peeing from under eyes and males sometimes eating females during erm, the act. crazy crazy stuff.

check out the article to read how it all goes down. not cute or romantic at all.